Poems for MySpace

cheese, cheese, it rocks,
and if you think against it, you’re a block.
american, swiss, guda, the jacks all i love,
but did i mention i also love tic-tacs.
tic-tacs and cheese they don’t go well,
i knew this person who tried it,
and it was not swell.
so take my advice, and don’t mix them together,
because if you do, you might turn into a feather